After a particularly filling dinner one night:
Ryan: "Did you get enough?"
Gavin: "I'm full from my penis all the way up to my head."
His first impression of a common saying:
Me: "The grass is always greener."
Gavin: "Yep. And apples are always rusty."
After seeing some sharks in the aquarium on vacation:
Gavin: "I'm a shark. I'm gonna eat you up."
Me: "Well then who will take care of you and Bennett?"
Gavin: "We be right fine. I take care of Benny. I a big boy."
After bath time:
Me: "Bennett's hair is curly after he takes a bath."
Gavin: "Fix it, Mommy."
After invading my space and walking in on me peeing:
Gavin: "Why you sit down to potty?"
Me: "Because girls sit down. Boys stand up."
Me: "Because boys have penises, so they get to stand up. Girls don't. We're different."
Gavin: "I have a penis. And Daddy has a penis. I wish you could have a penis like us."
Me: "I sure don't."
Ryan: "Me neither."
Looking at Bennett while he took a nap:
Gavin: "Bennett's eyes are cracking, Mommy."
Me: "Oh, sweetie...those are just his veins in his eyelids."