Ryan, from the other room:
"Gavin, go ask Mommy if she wants me to shampoo the carpet before Bennett's baptism."
Gavin, to me:
"Mommy...um...do you want Daddy to clean the floor with lotion and sanitize Bennett?"
Me: "No thank you, sweetie. Ryan, wait till you hear how that one translated."
After going potty:
Gavin: "Mommy, can you help me pull up my underwears?"
Me: "Sure, sweetie."
Gavin: "No...not THAT far! You're gonna be like Grandma! Pulling my underwears up to my belly!"
Pondering a trip to Target where I bought new workout shorts:
Gavin: "The last time we went to Target, you bought new dance pants."
On the afterlife:
Gavin: "Heaven is a long way away."
Me: "You're right, buddy. It is."
Gavin: "Yep. We'd have to drive there."