Telling stories before bed:
Bennett: "Once upon a time der were two budderfwies and they names were Mommy and Daddy and
Bennett and Bubby. Once upon a time they were friends. Dee end."
Using his manners:
Bennett: "Excuse me."
Me: "Did you toot?"
Bennett: "I just toot from my mouth."
On Daddy's baking skills:
Ryan: "I made a green swirl cake for St. Patrick's Day!"
Bennett: "I no like squirrel cake."