Friday, January 15, 2016

Things I Said This Week

There are things I never thought I'd hear myself say...and then parenting happens. And so do these phrases:

Put the swords down and get some pants on.

Please don't throw Yoda at your brother anymore.

Licking your shoe is not funny.

It's not nice to pee on your brother.

Don't put your butt in my face until you get some underwear on.

Floss is for teeth...not toes.

These sweet, cherub-faced boys made me say every single one. That's right. Don't let them fool you.

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