Gavin, pushing on my stomach: "Bennett was in your tummy."
Me: "That's right. My tummy was really big and now it's not."
Gavin: "It still kinda big."
Me: "Touché, son. Touché."
Watching Bennett nursing:
Gavin, pushing on the boob Bennett was nursing from: "This one empty. He need the other side."
In the car with a very hungry Bennett:
Gavin: "Bennett, when we get home I gonna take your binkie out so you can eat. No crying. You understand?"
Overheard during kitchen play time with Daddy:
Gavin: "What do you want to drink, Daddy?"
Ryan: "What do you have?"
Ryan: "That sounds good! I'll have a beer."
Gavin: "Here's your milk!"
Ryan: "But I asked for beer."
Gavin: "Yeah...it has a little beer in it."